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ABOUT US
My name is John. I
am articulate, degreed, and my friends would tell you I am a nice
person. I am a homeowner, business owner, physically fit and well
dressed. No one in my circle but my wife knows what I do. I am
like almost every "adult" webmaster you will meet; probably
not who you expect. And yes, I sell other things like appliances.
Several years ago,
I came to work for an adult company on a non-adult project. That
failed over a few short months, and to keep food on the table
and a roof over my head, I was offered work on a soft-core project,
which I accepted.
Eventually, that too
failed and I was let go.
The online adult industry
is one of the most cutthroat and competitive industries there
is. There is
a war for every penny and every clickthrough. I learned a lot
while I was there; how to make a site that works, how to cross
promote, how to convert, how to get others to invest and advertise.
I learned how to write analysis reports so that people would be
willing to invest, and I was able to secure new opportunities
before even the best in adult knew they were in the pipeline.
The stakes are high,
but for every one living "the life" there are hundreds
out there making pocket change. Still, you should have seen some
of the five and even six figure affiliate checks that went out
in the mail. And the company did it by being scrupulously honest
in paying each and every affiliate exactly what they had earned
like clockwork.
After I left, I found
that I was unemployable. I was, and am, angry about this. I had
the job skills, but since politically correct milktoasts rule
the office, I could not get hired. I would go to an interview
and present my abilities, accomplishments, and sites of my own
to a glowing review. I would always tell them about my past employment.
A few times, I was hired on the spot. Only later I would be treated
as a stranger once the references got checked by the uptight HR
secretaries.
Same guy, same skills,
unacceptable industry.
It did not take long
to dawn on me: Fuck the corporate world, fuck them deep and fuck
them where they like it least. They had no compunction about fucking
me, and they are probably fucking you in some manner or another.
The corporate androids are hypocrites to the extreme, wanting
to hire the skills that come with the adult industry, judging
me from their high-horses for learning what I learned where I
learned it, and their pants are around their ankles the second
they get home. If they don't want me, I will take what I know
and develop it so I can live the life they want for themselves.
Living well is the best revenge!
Are you working your
ass off and making another guy rich in the process? If you were
like me, you were young, smart, and knew a hell of alot more about
the business then the bloated, grub-shaped boomers who were clogging
the upward ladder. You threaten them, and must bite back your
feelings at their condesencion and disdain.
Start a few adult sites,
just a few to get going. Start with three sites. Build them and
let them sit there until you get your first check, then make another
site. You can register and host at directnic.com for about $15
a year without being hassled by the church ladies. Here is a link,
please do use it as I make a few penies if you click on it: Be
an Adult Webmaster Here.
Keep it up, just a
little at a time, and you will soon find that if you are making
the sites so that they can be ranked organically in the search
engines, that monthly check will be paying your bills.
"Teen Tube"
has 135,000 exact searches per month on google alone, which would
add about 13,000 to yahoo. The math is that if it ranks first
on a search engine, forty percent will click your link, and at
worst one-tenth of one percent will make a purchase. If this ranks
highly for "Teen Tube" on Google alone, that would be
54 signups a month, minimum. The average sale is $10. This site
took me one working day to complete, and it would still be worth
it to me if the site made alot less than that.
I hope you like our
site, will come back often. Should you decide to watch more than
just a sample, you will find the price of movies to be minimal
and every effort to be discrete is taken.
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